ABOUT COMEDY AND TRAGEDY IN 2018

Which is which? (The laughter’s fake, but the tears are real!)

SF Ali
SF Ali
Sep 7, 2018 · 2 min read

1. Goldman Sachs rumored to drop rumored crypto desk.
$GS CFO Martin Chavez on the drop rumors: “fake news!”
[Forget fiat’s fallibility, flaws, and fungible failings, folks.]
Bitcoin’s market cap drops $12,000,000,000 in one hour.
$BTC intraweek volatility peaks down as much as 13.73%.
[I’m not telling you to buy, HODL, or sell. But crypto IS *it*.
Hey, I’m half futurist, half satirist, half part-time model.]
Wall Street: Let’s short the future! (Read on, it gets worse!)

2. Tesla chief accounting officer Dave Morton resigned.
Tesla chief human resources officer Gaby Toledano too.
Also! New claims of a sexual harassment culture at Tesla!
And, Elon Musk smoked a blunt on Joe Rogan’s podcast.
After tweeting “taking Tesla private!” then failing to do so.
Tweeting. Sure, super shady securities scandal. Tweeting!
$TSLA down: 9%+ premarket; 33%+ from August high.
Why? Renewables are the future, but we short the future!

3. Donald Trump got Lodestarred by WH staffer in NYT.
TL;DR: they contemplated 25th Amendmenting POTUS.
Cabinet members, plural, at one point deemed him unfit.
Doesn’t matter who (lol it does). I say it’s Pence & Kelly.
Yes, we are living in a real, ongoing constitutional crisis.
Last 20 months? Make Watergate look like Wonderland.
Also, he wants to use a lie detector to find out who. Yes.
And, of course, his approval rating still went up. Why not.

Nothing makes sense. Have some fun. It’s all going down.
Sleep. Nourish. Hydrate. Exercise. Smile. Laugh. Dance.
Play. Kiss. Hug. Create. Prepare. Organize. Fight. Resist.
Vote during the upcoming midterms elections. I love you.

#America2018 #GiantMeteor2018 #Just2018Things

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