Hehehe I wouldn’t call myself a fan per se, Mr. Whimsical Retort. You do have an active imagination, I will give you that.
All reductio absurdium techniques aside, you might want to pick up a copy of Shattered.
It will give you better insight to why your candidate lost to Trump and how the “Ties to Russia” narrative was formulated.
It would probably be better time spent over what currently consumes your thinking.