Welcome to New Klickitat — the world’s largest underground city network

Welcome to New Klickitat — the world’s largest underground city network. Together, we’re safe. Together, we thrive. Thanks for joining our community. Your home is located on level 552, in section 74. It’s a fantastic area that’s conveniently located near the grocery tube and Lloyd Sky Gardens. Ask our associates if you need help. Life underground is different. It takes time to adjust. Take your pill every 6 hours for the first year to avoid treatment. Only drink water from sanctioned sources. Now you’re protected. Now you’re happy. Sponsored by New Klickitat Tourism and Safety Association.

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