If Buffy Villains Played the Trump Administration

Don’s in trouble. Must be Tuesday.” As a Buffy fanatic, that was my immediate thought when a WH staffer said “[a]nother Tuesday at the White House” to explain away Donald Trump’s firing of FBI Director James Comey.

Which got me wondering, in the Sunnydale Drama Club’s version of All the Trump’s Men: The Musical, which Buffy villains would play the members of the Administration?

Donald Trump: Played By Balthazar

A gross whining demon with a small cult of sycophantic vampires that cater to his every whim, including his quest for power? Sounds like the Donald to me.

Kellyanne Conway: Played by Harmony

Two top mean girls who became outcasts after helping a soulless man achieve his goals.

Reince Priebus, Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner: Played by the Trio

Both groups are nerds who formed an alliance to defeat a powerful blond woman and then turned on each other.

Sean Spicer: Played by Clem

Do I really need to explain this one?