Teaching my 199 year old grandma

Shaun Shibata
Aug 28, 2017 · 2 min read

To teach my 90 year old grandma the internet I had to of course teach her how to look up the dankest may-mays on the internet.

To start off I taught her how to turn on the computer by pressing the power button on her 1999 Windows XP. It then took about 5 hours to boot up and every click gave me the hourglass loading cursor. I then updated the computer to Windows Vista, and booted up internet explorer. We then downloaded google chrome because **** Internet Explorer.

Next, I wrote down on a post-it all the different meme sites there are on the internet, 9Gag, 4Chan, 8Chan, and Reddit. I also hooked her up with a youtube account so she can also watch the Dankest memes on the internet. I also hooked her up with a steam account with a Master Guardian CS:GO Account so she can hit those Dank Flick Shots. I also boosted her League Account to Challenger 1 so she can play with the real pros.

I also had to hook my grandma up with tons of mountain dews and doritos, to get her blood pumping so she can handle all the dank memes flowing into her brain.

I hope my grandma will live more than a year of her life in happiness looking at all the dank memes I have provided her on the internet.

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