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Eh, Sissoko’s not worth half that pricetag, and besides, it’s hard to feel any sympathy for Everton considering their bilious rage at the gentlemanly Roberto Martinez.

The only one smelling of roses here? Newcastle’s Mike Ashley. Didn’t once blink, held fast to a high valuation and sold appropriately.

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