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Shaun ParkerinMillennial GoosebumpsReaprEveryone gathered in the living room. The crowd formed a crescent around a small pocket of floor space against a wall. A projector beamed…May 11, 2017May 11, 2017
Shaun ParkerinMillennial Goosebumps33 Pornstars You Gotta Follow On SnapchatMy mom genuinely and unabashedly loves Claim Jumper. If you’re not familiar, it’s a chain of gold-rush themed restaurants with hilariously…May 11, 2017May 11, 2017