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I must say, I’m really not above telling a group of men to suck my dick in those scenarios. I choose that phrase in particular because it seems to give them a jolt, an opportunity to recognise the ridiculousness of — as you said — sheltering the ears of the one who is expected to service penises with gusto (fucking brilliant).

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