I absolutely loved this! My favorite line is “Of course, Ophelia was beautiful and fair and helped the poor and did the sewing and blah blah blah fairy tale fairy tale.”

I wrote a story about flatulence, as well. I normally never try to promote my stories or push them on to anyone but I must at least give you the link to it because I think it will make you laugh. It’s called “The Intimacy of Farting.” I hope you enjoy it :) https://medium.com/the-coffeelicious/the-intimacy-of-farting-3fb8ca8880ea#.r28ep2ljg