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I completely agree it is NOT too rich a request. And you would look absolutely smashing with it. Especially with your new fabulous Wonder Woman tattoo.

I would have sworn they had an amazing Steampunk arm, but I couldn’t find it when I looked again. If they could convert it to a prosthetic neck, I would be ever so grateful.

Imagine the ruckus we’d create if we went out together sporting our bespoke prosthetics. With my new neck, I might even be able to dance with abandon again! We’d no doubt be hounded by the paparazzi.