oh my word!
Polyvalence
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*Wishes for large hole in ground to swallow me up. Hole does not materialize. Body flooded with relief that store manager does not forbid me from returning to only supermarket within a 40 minute drive in my mountain forest. Walk out of store with head held high, gaze fixed forward, angry mob celebrating my exit, still giggling uncontrollably. Eyes tearing profusely.