You don’t know the half of it! I won’t even start on the neck issues or you’ll be falling asleep in your tea and I’ll be responsible for your drowning death.

But seriously, did you know what Dribbble was? Are you one of the Young People? Is My Gutbloom “mature” like me, and therefore a luddite?

We can’t help it if we remember a time when there were no fax machines, let alone email.

When messenger services rushed freshly printed galley revisions to your ad agency in cars so you could quickly paste them up and make your deadline.

Hell, I remember using extra galleys to make “i”s, using periods for the dot and creating entire paragraphs letter by letter with my Exacto knife. I’m telling you, I could have been a brain surgeon.

Yes, I came of age when our biggest worry was someone dropping an atom bomb on our city and we did “drop drills” under our desks in elementary school.

Oh, how I long for that time of innocence.