I am a Legitimate Businessman.

Today (a few days ago, rather), I did something I never thought I’d ever ever do. In fact, if you’ve known me long enough you’ve heard me rattle off a long list of reasons why I’d never do it, and all for good, super practical reasons. But… in addition to becoming a hypocrite, I am now officially…
…a small business owner. *record scratch*
Yeah- Crazy, right?! I know, right?! What the hell, right?! (← this is basically how I wake up every day now). So anyway, yeah. I, like, own a business now. I should probably be getting my official documents any day now, mailed to my… business address! I’m sure you’ve guessed correctly that this small step is directly related to this super secret project thing I keep talking about. No worries though, big announcement coming soon, so keep yer breeches on!
Thanks! Oh and uh, support your local, independently owned business!
