45th President of the United States, patriarchy smasher, bad motherfucker
by Hillary Clinton
Hey America! Remember me?
You know, Crooked Hillary? Lucifer’s BFF? Benghazi with the good hair?
Well, you did it. You got rid of me. You don’t have to look at my pained smile or listen…
What the fuck is your problem, America??
I’m Hillary goddamn Clinton. I’m a political prodigy, have been since I was 16. I have an insane network of powerful friends. I’m willing to spend the next…