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Welcome. You’ve levelled up. You now qualify for a whole other, dare I say better, class of followers, fans, and even friends.

We don’t want to be pandered to. We don’t need you to be fine. Your struggle, not your breezy success, is what inspires us. We don’t look up to you. We look across, eye to eye, unblinking. And when you start laughing about the futility of life vests, we crack up too.

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