3 rounds of Rum later…

“Hey.. Catch you guys a little later. I’m heading out to meet Nisha.”

“Dude, are you not gonna take your helmet?”

“Nah!”

“Well, you should! You’re drunk. The cops are gonna catch you.”

“No, they won’t.”

“And, why not?”

“Because I’ve got a beautiful bike”

“The cops won’t stop you because you’ve got a beautiful bike?”

“Of course!”

“And who says your bike is beautiful?”

“Duh.. Me!”

“You don’t count”

“Well, guess what! I do. Let me ask you something. Name a beautiful girl.”

“I can’t think of one right now..”

“Just name one!”

“Deepika Padukone”

“What about your girlfriend Priya? Is she not beautiful?”

“Well, she is..”

“You know why you didn’t name Priya? Because you see her all the time.”

“What’s your point?”

“I see my bike all the time.. Still, I’d pick my bike if you ask me to name a beautiful bike. What does that tell you?”

“What’re you even talking about?”

“I love my bike more than you love your girlfriend!”

“Jeez no!”

“Yes yo!”

“Hey… I just asked if you were gonna take the helmet”

“…”

“…”

“Alright, I’ll take it…”