Jesus Christ Now Goes By JC
1 min readJan 4, 2018
He’s millennial AF!
I keep up with the Kardashians all the time. For a change I thought I’ll keep up with the children of an even more twisted family.
Here are excerpts of my conversation with the Christ himself:
I’m not going to lie, but Jesus has changed. He is not the same Jesus son of Joseph, son of David, son of Alpheus, son of Rodrigues, son of Vin Diesel, son of Will Smith, son of God-knows-who, anymore.
If he continues like this he might have to die again, this time he’d be dying for his own sins.
God, have mercy on your son at least this time!