Matt Thomas writes fan fiction for affliction pants.
Here’s the official review of which burger chain stands out as the world leader in minced beef patty sandwich…
~ed. note: this was originally written last summer 2016, and kept in a draft folder until now~
Holy shit, this is not how it was supposed to go down.
I’m that guy — we’re that couple — that has a beef with Salazar.
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