Oh Dear Trump, When Will You Learn?

Meet Donald Trump, America’s hero. Over the course of the last few years (read decades) Mr. Trump has said some really clever (read outrageous) stuff.

Here are the 10 absolute gems from Trump;

  1. “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.”

One solution to all your problems Mr. Trump, BUILD A WALL.

2. “Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man — he made a good decision.”

How very noble of you, kind sir.

3. “I think the only difference between me and other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”

Trump’s the real MVP!

4. “The only card [Hillary Clinton] has is the woman’s card. She’s got nothing else to offer and frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don’t think she’d get 5 percent of the vote. The only thing she’s got going is the woman’s card, and the beautiful thing is, women don’t like her.”

Trump knows everything about women. He’s THE MAN!

5. “I was down there, and I watched our police and our firemen, down on 7-Eleven, down at the World Trade Center, right after it came down”

7-Eleven, really? Really Donald? Appalling.

6. “It’s freezing and snowing in New York — we need global warming!”

Just when we thought he couldn't get any wittier…

7. “My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure; it’s not your fault.”

I cant…I just can’t….sigh

8. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”

That’s what life’s all about, isn’t it Mr. Trump?

9. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me — consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
Like c’mon now, who wouldn’t flirt with the most charismatic man in town?

10. Saving the WORST for last.

“If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
Right…..um…just going to leave this here…

Are you still voting from Trump?

Ha!

Good luck, Trump~