Plenty of Fish is the Worst Dating Site, and Other Struggles of an Opinionated Woman Online

Wow. Just plain wow. Your brain must be pea-sized. Why would you ever post a dog pic? Ever ever ever ever? I can’t believe you rant on about trolls, you’re like my chickens when a hawk tears down the treeline. How in this blue world do you manage? I bet you’re like the slinky, totally reliant on the forces.

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