Day 13

Persuasion

Let me tell you about a revolutionary new way to clean your home!

(Just give me a few minutes of your time, and I’ll leave, pal.)

The Robo-Vacumatic is an all-in-one cleaning machine! Vacuum, duster, carpet cleaner, wet vac, robot. It works all day so you don’t have to!

(Unlike my ex-wife. Alimony and child support are why I’m working this shit job.)

For the low, low price of $399, it can be all yours!

(Or you can take it from me, just like the courts took my kids.)

So whad’ya say, mister? Will you keep me from hanging myself tonight?

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