Day 5

Friendship

Ugh, Lauren is, like, always coming to me with these melodramatic questions, like I know the answer.

“Is Jake cheating on me?”

“Do you think Jake loves me?”

“Why won’t he kiss me when you’re around?”

It’s, like, I don’t know, Lauren. Maybe it’s because you’re always, like, suffocating him. She’s constantly asking him where he’s at, like some heli-parent. She needs to get a grip. Of course, I wouldn’t ever tell her that, she’s way too sensitive or whatever.

My phone vibrates and it’s a text from Jake. All it says is, “Still on for tonight?” And I’m, like, duh.