You Totally Don’t Have to Watch Porn With Your Partner
Tracy Moore
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T’would be so much easier, first of all, if people could understand that porn is all about acting, that porn movie actors are professionals and that a huge part of porn literature/photography/painting/comics/and now movies follows a regular and strict set of rules, almost as strict as kabuki theatre, fencing or ballet, with its “figures imposees”, its ordered ceremonial, regular and almost unavoidable storyboard, not unlike some highly refined high cuisine French menu, from appetizers to dessert (cream-pie included, yes), not to speak of its language and idioscyncracies, ATM, BDSM, MILF, MFF, DP, etc. and probably all the 26 possible shades of “X***ing” where “X=A>Z” (and not only “F”).

Once those preliminaries are admitted, any couple can enjoy porn as a titillating (or not) show, finally not so different from any other genre, SF, thriller, gore, fantasy, manga, bollywood or whatsnot, pick your fancy. It is definitely +NOT+ IRL, dude, grow a pair of brain hemispheres!