For a little REALLY FUN HELP, and RECORD BREAKING REAL SUCCESS, two things are to DESIGN at an EXTREMELY HIGHEST LEVEL, “that” you finally REACH that ULTRA-FANNNTASTICEST EVER, WHEN SCREAMING FEMALES are “”SCREAMING LIKE WILDFIRE”’ “over”” REALLYYY SCREAMINGLY THRILLING GREATLY WOWWWW, MORE THAN EVER BEFORE, “DESIGNS””!!!
Imagine Walmart, having screaming females running like wildfire, OVER THE JUST WOWWWWWW-LIKE, BRREATHTAKINGEST EVER DESIGNS OF ULTRA-THINGS that they BANG ON GLASS DOORS WANTING TO GET IN ENORMOUSLLYY, and maybe, an hour before openings. AND, when the do get in, well, there has to be a SCREAMINGLY FAST SELLING type that doesn’t use normal checkouts, BUT instead, buyers just GRABBING LIKE WILDFIRE, pre-packaged EVERYTHING, and as they streak through checkouts, they hand CASH to a cash grabber in 1 second, and for each bag they are rapidly buying, and thank goodness, they think they FOUND EVERYY LOVELIEST THING IN THE WORLD in the store of THRILL GALORE!!! AND, SEMIS come in the backdoors as FAST AS ALL MERCHANDISE SCREAMS OUT THE FRONT. Like WHOLE STORE SELLOUTS every hour, REPEATEDLY.
And, ADVERTISING, HUH?? Yeah, well, THAT’S A TOUGIE, GALORE, HUH???
For FOOD, for example, DESIGN chicken salad sandwiches, that they MOAN and GROAN OVER, LIKE NO MAN OR FEMALE HAS “”EVERRRRR IN A GADZILLION YEARS, DRRREAMED OF, and NEARLY THRILLINGLY “”LETHALLY SO””!!!!
ALSSSOOO, DESIGN things like REALLYYY THE YUMMIEST EVER SOFT-INSIDE BRAS, that have a MINK-LIKE INNER LINING that is like about 5/8ths inch thick, AND when they wear these, they FEELL SOOOOO SCREAMINGLYYY SOFTTT, that they nearly FAINT IN TOTALLY GLEEFUL YUMMIEST EVER, TOTALLY MOANING AND GROANING SOFT-FEELINGNESS that has EVER EVERED!!! Think of a female walzing down Walmart aisles, and as moaning occur from her bra, she says, “this is getting embarrassing, and would you GIRLS HOLD IT DOWN, in there??” Of course, that’s assuming she is even conscious from the thrill herself to ask it.
HONESLY, think of a female saying after putting it on, “MYYYYYYYYYY GOSSHHHHHHHHH, WOWWWWWEEEE, WOWWW, does THAT EVER FEELLL, LIKE THE MOST THRILLINGEST EVER LOVELINEESS IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLDDD???””
And, bra designs that just CRRRASHHHEDDD OUT ALLL OF THE FRONT DOORS IN THE WORLD, EVER DOORED BEFORE!!!! 3 seconds, FLAT, WHERE IN THE LIVIN’, LOVIN’, WORLD DID THEY ALL, I THUNK THEY WERE THERE, JUST THEn, GONED TOO??””
REEEEAALLLYYYY FANNNTASTIC “”DEEEEEESIGNSSSS”””, and that even a really not knowing beans about selling, really, pathetically, only being a furry, varmited TUSHED, CHIPMUNK, could blow the world away WITH.