How to converse in Femm*, Part 1
Cut out and keep this handy guide!
Meeting and conversing with the inhabitants of Femm* is fraught with difficulty for the unwary visitor who knows only Legalese. This occasional series aims to provide useful information on some of the pitfalls, and how to avoid them.
Part 1 — Affirmative and Negative
These apparently simple concepts cause a great deal of trouble. Study this section carefully before continuing.
1: How to say Yes in Femm*
The following phrases all mean the same as our Legalese word “Yes”
- Oh, yes PLEASE!
- That would be lovely
- I bet I can be ready before you are
2: How to say No in Femm*
The following phrases all mean the same as our Legalese word “No”
- **** off
- Please don’t do that
- Didn’t you hear? I said No
- I did NOT say Yes!
- I’ve changed my mind
- You’re hurting me
- Oh, if you must
- (anything positive, preceded by hesitation)
- (anything incomprehensible due to struggle or distress)
- (anything inaudible)