What were you thinking?
Gail Boenning

“It’ll fit if we turn it upside down and put this end in first and twist it this way and now I have to get out through the side door and go round to the other side and damn, I wish they’d designed the rear door to open wider and…”

It’s never been comfortable. It was ex-hotel about ten years ago and has stood near the fire (=>ash, coal dust) every winter since then. Steam-cleaning twice has improved its condition from grim to grimy. So it’s not exactly lovable.

Its saving grace is that all that’s true of most new sofas too…