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It’s actually very difficult to know about guinea pigs (unless you are one, I suppose). I once had to take a “sick” GP to a vet…

Vet: What seems to be the problem?

Me: He’s very hot.

Vet: (feeling round GP) Under here?

Me: Yes.

Vet: That’s what we vets call his testicles.

Me: Ohhh. (pause. Wait for penny to drop) That’s why he’s been chasing Miss Rabbit…?

Vet: Well done. Pay on the way out.

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