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Pigs for Bacon! Turkeys for Christmas! (it would help if you had any politicians called Bacon or Christmas, but never let the actuality get in the way of a good gag. Where did I learn that from?)

Truth, ‘fore Consequences! (not going to happen, I’m afraid)

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