Dear Bathroom Stall Occupant:

Poor woman, she thought like you and aimed for 12 before noticing it was occupied. Then it was too late to move further away than 11. She probably felt even worse than you all day, and still does.

She may have figured out the dietary advice too. We can but hope.

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