A Deli Delay Diary

Maybe you could do something like this (sauce)

Noodles. They’re (or should I say that’s? Are noodles plural, or is it like data, or, since we’re here, media? Can you have just one noodle? How would that go down with the waiter? “Can I have just one noodle please?” — “Certainly sir, how long?” Come to think of it, how long do they make them? If you could unfold one of those nests, how far would it reach? How —

Sorry. The noodle bar I’m in is rather minimalist, there’s nothing to look at and not much else to think about. I’ll start again.)

Noodles. They’re quite dull.

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