With all the wild shit going on in modern society like students fucking teachers, veganism, and potentially having Donald Trump as president, I thought id take a moment to talk about something actually important, weed, more specifically, Mid.
What is Mid? Mid is what your broke ass uncle and auntie smoke and claim is loud because they ain’t never had shit and still cop from the nigga on their block. Now with that being said you might be wondering ,“whats wrong with buying mid?” Well for you to fully process why its wrong to buy mid you have to understand that its deeper than just some weed my nigga.
From past mid smoking experiences and hours of in-depth research about the subject, I’ve came to a realization that mid is apart of government propaganda and is used to control population. Mid is being put in our streets somewhat similar to the way Ronald “bitch ass nigga” Reagan supplied crack to hoods in the 80’s. Reagan targeted african americans with his plan but I assume whoever is supplying the mid is associated with the new world order AKA the illuminati and is targeting anyone dumb enough to buy it. So maybe Jay-Z or Bill Gates is behind this shit, I don’t know dude.
Now it is a stone cold fact that the mid is always selling. Why? Because 1. some people just don’t care about themselves, and 2. its always available. Seriously, you can go to any mid dealer at anytime and they’ll never be dry. ain’t that shit suspicious? like my nigga how do you always have it? thats some illuminati bullshit right there.
Smoking mid is pretty much just as bad a injecting heroin to be honest. According to the statistics that i’m making up right now as i type this, approximately 13,000 people die every year from smoking mid. Alarming isn't it? and no its not the smoking part of it thats killing them off, its the substance itself. Mid is usually grown under improper lighting and in some niggas closet, and when its finally grown it doesn't go thru the proper drying process. Loud drys after being clipped for 2–3 weeks, while mid is 3–4 days. by smoking mid you’re smoking wet weed. wet weed my nigga. putting wet shit in your lungs is never good. Also, majority of people who smoke mid are broke as shit, and try to conserve weed by rolling spliffs.
Off top you’re already smoking mid, fucking your shit up, and then you add tobacco to the mix? nigga do you wanna die? c’mon son.
You have to put all these things together. loud man always getting locked up and the mid man still kickin’ it on the corner? never running dry? never getting snitched on? its obvious that mid dealers are funded by the government and backed by the police. nobody gets away with selling drugs so publicly without getting caught. truly an epidemic that needs to be addressed world wide.
Please, I ask, I beg of you to take that extra step, spend that extra $5, drive that extra 10 minutes to get that loud pack. Spending money on mid is like donating to a pro HIV foundation. thats fucked up my nigga. you dont want to do that. but hey, this is just a blog post and some of you niggas are really hard headed and don’t listen to bold face facts, so if you’re gonna smoke mid anyways make sure you take two tylenol before hand because that shit is gonna give you a headache when you’re coming down.
