New Religions for the 21st Century
· Church of Fred Rogers
· Neorational Pseudomysticism
· Our Lady of the Running Joke That Somehow Turned Into a Tax-Exempt Religious Organization
· Temple of the Charismatic Narcissist
· The Church of Lucifer Except Not Really Lucifer and Not Actually a Church But Still
· Ecclesia quia Religionis Officium-Diem-Off Exploitatius
· The Holy Book Cherry-Pickers
· Neo-Nicksian Wicca
· Confusionism
· The Verypriceymasons
· Superfun Secret Cult of Esoteric Perpetual Adolescence
· The Order of the Inexplicably Participatory Atheists
· Tantric Involuntary-Abstinence Kundalonely Yoga
· Arctic Voodoo (AKA Bludou)
· The Church of Just Simply Not Harming Other People That’s It That’s All We Ask That’s the Whole Thing
· CalvinandHobbesism
· Ordo Templi Orientis Sototallynot Newageius (AKA Aleister Crowley Excusionists)
· Keanu’s Witnesses
· Orthodox American Shinto
· Wickerless Paganism
· Nuestra Señora de la Santa Superstición Peligroso
· Vision Quest Trustfundians
· What Jesus and the Buddha Said Without the Other Bullshit
· The Deathbed Conversionists
· VATICAN III: This Time the Pope’s a Chick and Those Pedo-Priests are About to Get Curia-ed. Big Time.
