Skyler SwezyAlways take your ticket to traffic court. Especially if you’re guilty.(I ran a red light on my bike)6 min read·Aug 30, 2017----
Skyler SwezyCafe Bathroom: I was framed for another man’s stink(a story about the struggle to write daily)3 min read·Aug 18, 2017----
Skyler SwezyHot Sauce is DopeLast Saturday, I attended the Brooklyn Hot Sauce Expo. It was like a monster truck rally in my mouth: you’re filled with fire and gas.3 min read·Apr 29, 2017--4--4
Skyler SwezyA Memorable EasterMost Easter Sundays are unmemorable. I don’t attend church. My family lives in other parts of the country. I’m not a hunter of eggs.2 min read·Apr 18, 2017----
Skyler SwezyThe Puffy Boot BetrayalOn a winter morning in 1993, I popped out of bed and checked the window. It felt like Christmas, 3 inches of snow had fallen overnight. In…3 min read·Apr 4, 2017----
Skyler SwezySnooze ButtonMonday, 6:30am — The alarm clock on my phone goes off. It’s a series of robotic chimes titled Illuminate. Sunrise is 15 minutes away. I had…2 min read·Mar 7, 2017--1--1