Sloan BirdPixie Cuts for PrisonI can only afford to get my haircut twice a year because I am a picky biotch and choose to go somewhere that is way too expensive. I…Sep 6, 2023Sep 6, 2023
Sloan BirdYou Can’t Handle the TruthI was at the salon today getting my hair done. I was having it straightened/ de-frizzed with a Brazilian blowout (half for me, half for…Dec 11, 2022Dec 11, 2022
Sloan BirdYou’re Not a Real Man When You Still Read TFMMany adult men *cough, boys* think they are all grown up. They think this because of many reasons. Some of which include: having graduated…Jan 20, 2022Jan 20, 2022
Sloan BirdA Hard Rain’s Gonna FallI am not one to exercise, but If I ever took up running the way to train me would be the looming threat of rain. Of course, it barely rains…Jan 20, 2022Jan 20, 2022
Sloan BirdYou’re Probably in a Cult If…There’s been a lot of hullabaloo around cults lately; they’re an especially hot topic with Nxivm and all. What surprised me the most after…Jan 20, 2022Jan 20, 2022
Sloan BirdReasons I’m Not a Gold-diggerNothing makes me angrier (well maybe a few things) than when a friend or my mom says I am only interested in guys who are a “certain type”…Jan 20, 2022Jan 20, 2022
Sloan BirdAustralian #3What makes someone funny? Sarcasm? How many people laugh at their jokes? Having the profession of a comedian? It’s a certain je ne sais…Jan 20, 2022Jan 20, 2022
Sloan BirdSouthern Charm My Ass…In the New Year, I have been trying to be less judgmental on dating apps. If a guy is only so-so-looking, perhaps I should go on a date…Jan 20, 2022Jan 20, 2022
Sloan BirdTo Grandmothers House We GoMy grandma just got upset with me because I described her design aesthetic as “Upper East Side Jew meets jungle meets classic meets Italian…Jan 20, 2022Jan 20, 2022
Sloan BirdAlrightyDating during the pandemic has made a lot of us rethink our love lives. Do we want to settle down and marry someone who is “good enough”…Jan 20, 2022Jan 20, 2022