Sloan BirdPixie Cuts for PrisonI can only afford to get my haircut twice a year because I am a picky biotch and choose to go somewhere that is way too expensive. I…4 min read·Sep 6, 2023----
Sloan BirdYou Can’t Handle the TruthI was at the salon today getting my hair done. I was having it straightened/ de-frizzed with a Brazilian blowout (half for me, half for…3 min read·Dec 11, 2022----
Sloan BirdYou’re Not a Real Man When You Still Read TFMMany adult men *cough, boys* think they are all grown up. They think this because of many reasons. Some of which include: having graduated…4 min read·Jan 20, 2022----
Sloan BirdA Hard Rain’s Gonna FallI am not one to exercise, but If I ever took up running the way to train me would be the looming threat of rain. Of course, it barely rains…2 min read·Jan 20, 2022----
Sloan BirdYou’re Probably in a Cult If…There’s been a lot of hullabaloo around cults lately; they’re an especially hot topic with Nxivm and all. What surprised me the most after…3 min read·Jan 20, 2022----
Sloan BirdReasons I’m Not a Gold-diggerNothing makes me angrier (well maybe a few things) than when a friend or my mom says I am only interested in guys who are a “certain type”…3 min read·Jan 20, 2022----
Sloan BirdAustralian #3What makes someone funny? Sarcasm? How many people laugh at their jokes? Having the profession of a comedian? It’s a certain je ne sais…3 min read·Jan 20, 2022----
Sloan BirdSouthern Charm My Ass…In the New Year, I have been trying to be less judgmental on dating apps. If a guy is only so-so-looking, perhaps I should go on a date…7 min read·Jan 20, 2022----
Sloan BirdTo Grandmothers House We GoMy grandma just got upset with me because I described her design aesthetic as “Upper East Side Jew meets jungle meets classic meets Italian…2 min read·Jan 20, 2022----
Sloan BirdAlrightyDating during the pandemic has made a lot of us rethink our love lives. Do we want to settle down and marry someone who is “good enough”…8 min read·Jan 20, 2022----