One of the first orders I’m gonna sign — “day one — ”
Donald Trump Speaks About His First Plan After He Takes Oath In Office…
“People don’t want to have other people coming in and destroying their country and you know in this country we’re gonna go very strong borders from the day I get in. One of the first orders I’m gonna sign — day one — which I will consider to be Monday as opposed to Friday or Saturday. Right? I mean my day one is gonna be Monday because I don’t want to be signing and get it mixed up with lots of celebration, but one of the first orders we’re gonna be signing is gonna be strong borders.”
I mean, c’mon, are you kidding me? It’s so unfair, Hollywood and the Democrats don’t want to acknowledge I’m going to have the biggest coronation in history…even bigger than Putin’s. It’s always a great honor to be so nicely complimented by a man so highly respected within his own country and beyond. Now that man has very strong control over a country but me, I can’t start work two seconds later, I mean, people tell me 6 million supporters are expected to flood Capitol Hill to hear Three Doors Down. A lot of people tell me Three Doors Down is the Scott Baio of the music industry, (Believe me I saw it on the Twitter) it’s going to be big- so I can’t be expected to start work the next day- there will be too many people from the band around me, wanting to touch me and call out my name “Trump, Trump”…Ask all the women.. women voted for me so badly, I mean, I have no conflict of interest, in theory I could run both my business and be president perfectly from my desk in Trump Tower and then run out and stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters in my movement. I mean it’s crazy, people like Hillary, who by the way I beat very badly, don’t understand what it means being President, and Tweeting the free world is hard! But because I was elected by a landslide and I want to make America great I’ll just keep doing this and wear out my very very long fingers if I have to because on the Twitter you have to be “on call” 24 hours in a day because you never know that maybe some 495 pound guy in Russia or China might be sitting in their living room sending me very very valuable information about their government — who needs the CIA? The Russians and the Chinese, they’re great great people…and besides my long fingers are perfect for texting- much much better than doing stuff like shaking all those disgusting hands that maybe they haven’t been washed all day. How do you know where those hands were? Believe me I know what I’m talking about- I’m a germaphobe, so I couldn’t have gone near those golden showers — I’ve got Mar a Lago and Trump Tower, I don’t need no stinking White House with all the cooties from all those other Presidents and all those wives sleeping in those 200 year old beds. And do they at least change out the mattresses and the toilet seats and all that before we get there? You know those seats have seen some real golden flow action if you get my drift..I hear Ted Cruz visited the White House. I’m not putting my snowy white ass on those seats. Did you know, his father was with Lee Harvey Oswald prior to Oswald’s being, you know, shot. Nobody even brings it up. I mean they don’t even talk about that. That was reported and nobody talks about it. So believe me, I can pee on my plane when I need to go…I’ll just leave it parked in the lawn out front. We don’t need no stinking rose garden, and what do we need the garden with vegetables for? Speaking of veggies you gotta try my taco bowl from Trump Tower… that is just great great meat in that bowl-the best. It’s like a Wall of Meat; we use Trump steaks in that bowl…best taco bowl in the world, better than anything you could get in Mexico, I don’t trust those Mexican tacos… with my food, you know the Mexicans, they’re bringing drugs they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists and some, I assume, are good people. Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of tacos coming into the United States. Why do we have to do all these foreign policy maneuvers, if they try to export them to this country I’ll slap a 35% tariff on those tacos — believe me. With all the taco stand jobs I’m trying to bring back to the U.S. (even before taking office), with all of the new auto plants coming back into our…country we’ll need more taco trucks to feed them and with the massive cost reductions I have renegotiated on taco purchases and more. I believe the people are seeing the “big stuff.”
That’s how you get strong borders…the first orders we’re gonna be signing: Keep Tacos American. It’s the art of the deal. we must be smart!
