Mushrooms. Toadstools. Dirt Cuties. Sweet Boys. Spore Pals. Cap Friends. Sweaty Buddies. Mulch Men. Trunk Triad. Compost Crew. Poison Patrol.
A mushroom by any other name is uh.. good. They taste like dirt but not too much like dirt. They are savory and are really good in / on anything.
Warning! These boys can be dangerous. Don’t eat if you don’t know its secrets.
Please do me a favor. Please cook mushrooms whenever possible.
Please buy button mushrooms or a variation of them.
Please buy the cheapest wine you can find.
Please heat oil and butter in a frying pan before adding halved mushrooms.
Please pour the wine over the top, reducing the wine and subsequent ingredients.
Science has shown a direct relation between Mushroom Acceptance and Gross National Cool.