This story is unavailable.

We DO have alcohol control, you fuckmuppet. We regulate the shit out of who can have it, and where. Licenses for selling, prohibitions on carrying it in public spaces, legal liability for establishments that sell it irresponsibly to people who shouldn’t have it…any of this sound familiar? The SCOTUS has said (in D.C. v. Heller,, look it up, I’m trying to educate you) that similar gun regulations are totes Constitutional.