Elise Christensenone does not equal allEven my english teachers could tell you 1 ≠ 7,500,000,000.Jun 17, 2017Jun 17, 2017
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Elise ChristensenWe the #MillennialsI’m a millennial, if you didn’t know that, you’ve missed an entire fraction of the essence of who I am. I’ll forgive you. Actually, you’re…May 5, 2016May 5, 2016