Orange is a shade of non-white, maybe even brown.
Zoe Porphyrogenita

Perhaps, but Trump would beg to differ about the near-brown component (a normal tan would work, though … he’s closer to tangerine than anything else). The fact he’s full of crap COULD apply. Need a color meter to confirm.

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