Socialight Limited
Jul 21, 2017 · 2 min read

YOURS TRULY (1)

I have always known that Bayo was up to no good. Yes, I always knew. Even the moment when he knelt down on the rocky ground in my street to tell me how much he wanted me to be his girlfriend. You’d think it was my engagement proposal. No, Bayo has always been known to be that extra. Who does all of the wedding routines just to ask a girl to be his lover? Only Bayo. Show me another person and I’ll prove to you that he or she has nothing on my Bayo.

Bayo is my baby. Bayo will always remain my baby, only that these Yoruba demons are never up to anything good. Argue with your shinning forehead. I have had Dele, Shina, Kunle, Tayo, Dotun, Tajudeen, Another Bayo, Bakare, Olamide, Kola, and others. How could I forget the sadist Babatunde? My God! Am I losing my touch already? I would have given you more names if I was with the notebook where I have their names and bio data recorded. Don’t even dare roll your eyes at me. No, don’t dare. I mean it, I have an actual notebook so don’t look at me that way again.

So you see you’re talking to a professor in the Yoruba demon department. Call me the Vice - Chancellor of the Yoruba demons school, and I’ll give you the peace sign. Just don’t argue with me next time when I say that these Yoruba demons are not up to any good. Let’s call them the worst beasts Lucifer sent to earth to torment the vaginas. They just leave the damn “south" so shattered literally and then jump onto the next Nkechi whether she’s available or not. Vagina no get voice na. Whether it belongs to Nkechi or Amina, once it wakes up, it has woken up already.

Don’t you think I’m cheating you out of this story, let me start from the very beginning when it all started.

The story would be coming next week. Just stay tuned. Winks.

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