Romance via Email

Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
On Wed, Apr 4, 2018 at 11:27 AM, Chad Conway wrote:

A pleasure to e-meet you! I loved your comments during yesterday’s webinar on affiliate marketing techniques. Maybe we can take this convo offline? My 6pm on Friday just cancelled. ; )


Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
On Friday, Apr 6, 2018 at 10:46 PM, Chad Conway wrote:

So great to meet you in person! Thrilled to get the ball rolling on a potential relationship. I’ll send you the minutes from our first date shortly. Get home safe.


Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
On Tues, Apr 10, 2018 at 12:15 PM, Chad Conway wrote:

Per our discussion re: having “a good time the other night,” I was hoping you’d join me for a fast-casual lunch this week. Chipotle or Chopt? Your pick. : )


Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
On Weds, Apr 11, 2018 at 3:27 PM, Chad Conway wrote:

Lunch was divine. Would love to continue our conversation re: commitment and trust issues.

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Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
On Fri, Apr 13, 2018 at 10:21 AM, Chad Conway wrote:

If you have the bandwidth, care to join me for a networking happy hour tonight? Perhaps afterward I could show you my home office…


Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
On Sat, Apr 14, 2018 at 12:15 PM, Chad Conway wrote:

Last night was…wow. What a game-changer! What a paradigm shift! I hope this doesn’t sound forward but…I just emailed HR about spousal benefits. They are robust! See the attached PDF for details.

: ) !!!

Oh, also: Please complete this Survey Monkey (such a silly name, right?) on how I can better address your sexual needs. Particularly curious to hear your thoughts re: kink. It shouldn’t take longer than 5 minutes.


Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
On Weds, Apr 19, 2018 at 10:23 AM, Chad Conway wrote:

Allow me to pick your brain this Friday re: potential projects we have coming down the pipeline (monogamy, cohabitation, our childrens’ religion)? If we talk business for a few minutes I can charge dinner to my expense account. ; )


Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
On Thurs, Apr 19, 2018 at 3:48 PM, Chad Conway wrote:

Curious if we are still on re: Friday dinner. Please respond by COB.


Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
On Thurs, Apr 19, 2018 at 9:22 PM, Chad Conway wrote:

My apologies for the double email. You must have an overzealous spam filter. At least that’s what I’m telling myself as I dine alone tonight.


Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
On Fri, Apr 20, 2018 at 9:01 AM, Chad Conway wrote:

Just circling back vis-à-vis my LOVE DELIVERABLES.

Please advise.


Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
Bcc: Keith Edwards
On Fri, Apr 20, 2018 at 4:53 PM, Chad Conway wrote:

I’m forced to deduce that you’ve passed on dinner. Bcc’ing the restaurant manager here.

Keith, I know it’s very inconvenient for you, but please change the reservation for one and have a wine spritzer ready when I arrive.


Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
On Sat, Apr 21, 2018 at 2:28 AM, Chad Conway wrote:

My boss always says: Don’t write emails when your emotional. But tonite I’m breaking all the rules, Barbara.

Here’s teh thing: I. Know. Your. Online. I got a notification about the Financial Times article u posted on linkedin. I saw your brunch pictures on instagram.

And yet…silence.

I feel so off your radar. Last week we were a no-brainer. All our ducks were in a row. Our love felt scalable. And now? I feel like your barely trying, let alone giving 110%.

I probably shouldn’t send this. But I probably anway. Shoot em an email. Or maybe just shoot me.

Sent from my iPhone
Please excuse typos


Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
On Sat, Apr 21, 2018 at 9:03 PM, Chad Conway wrote:

I hope this email finds you well. I, myself, am not well.


Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
On Mon, Apr 23, 2018 at 1:15 AM, Chad Conway wrote:

For my own edification, see the below list of action items for me to work on before my next romantic endeavor. Please underline all that apply:

* Came on too strong

* Wasn’t “present” during in-person conversations

* Lack of common interests

* No and/or bad sense of humor

* Poor physical appearance
(If yes, please underline ALL problem areas)
Face/skincare
Fashion sense
Hairstyle
Weight

* Terrible listener

* Repulsive apartment

* Lack of sexual chemistry (note: the Survey Monkey remains live)

* Unresponsive over email (I don’t think this one applies!!!)

Your feedback is highly appreciated.


Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
On Sat, Apr 26, 2018 at 2:34 PM, Chad Conway wrote:

Now that some time has passed, I’m wondering if you’d like to develop a relationship outside the romantic arena. I think a friendship could be mutually beneficial for us. I’ll send you a calendar invite shortly to discuss. Please don’t ignore.


Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
On Weds, May 2, 2018 at 12:18 PM, Chad Conway wrote:

Just circling back vis-à-vis my friendship proposal.


Subject: Man from the Webinar
To: Barbara Russ
On Sat, May 25, 2018 at 03:51 AM, Chad Conway wrote:

u up?

Sent from my iPhone
Please excuse typos