Matt Shaver | Some NewsinSome NewsCalifornia Unveils Plan To Replace Gas-Powered Cars With Carriages Pulled By Homeless PeopleSACRAMENTO, CA — Detailing what he called “a necessary and important shift away from our reliance on outdated methods of transportation,”…Aug 25, 20221Aug 25, 20221
Matt Shaver | Some NewsinSome NewsOctopus Intelligent Enough To Know It Will Someday Be OvercookedSYDNEY — In a shocking new report published by the Foundation of Animal Sentience, researchers revealed that octopuses are intelligent…Aug 10, 2022Aug 10, 2022
Matt Shaver | Some NewsinSome NewsIsrael Promises Ceasefire Will Last Until Militant Group Changes Its NameGAZA/JERUSALEM — Ending yet another missile barrage that killed over 40 people, including 15 children, Israel promised that their most…Aug 8, 2022Aug 8, 2022
Matt Shaver | Some NewsinSome NewsReport: 92% Of Americans Wish They Could Have Tasted Dinosaur MeatANN ARBOR, MI — Reflecting the country’s surprisingly curious and carnivorous appetite, a new report published by the University of…Jul 15, 2022Jul 15, 2022
Matt Shaver | Some NewsinSome NewsEU Announces Travel Ban For Poor AmericansBRUSSELS — Following news that the U.S. Dollar and Euro have reached price parity for the first time in 20 years, the EU announced a…Jul 13, 2022Jul 13, 2022
Matt Shaver | Some NewsinSome NewsAmazon Introduces Neural Implant For Subconscious ShoppingSEATTLE, WA — Speaking to a captivated audience at their recent product showcase, Amazon introduced a neural implant for subconscious…Jul 12, 2022Jul 12, 2022
Matt Shaver | Some NewsinSome NewsFDA Reveals It’s Been Butter All AlongWASHINGTON — Publicly condemning what they called “an illicit, high-level campaign of fraud and public deception”, the FDA revealed that…Jul 11, 2022Jul 11, 2022
Matt Shaver | Some NewsinSome NewsAmericans Comforted By Reminder That Their Country Isn’t The Only Place Where Terrible Things…NEW YORK — In the wake of devastating news from a nation thousands of miles away, Americans were comforted by the reminder that their…Jul 8, 2022Jul 8, 2022
Matt Shaver | Some NewsinSome NewsVegan’s Potluck Contribution Expectedly TerribleCINCINNATI, OH — Setting down a dish that seemed to contain an off-smelling vegetable casserole, local vegan Samantha Petersen’s potluck…Jul 7, 2022Jul 7, 2022
Matt Shaver | Some NewsinSome NewsMacaroni Art Repurposed As DinnerSACRAMENTO, CA — Realizing at the last minute that there was no food left in her house, local mom Shannon Lorne repurposed her daughter’s…Jul 6, 2022Jul 6, 2022
