Best Funny Christmas Quotes Forever
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Funny Christmas Quotes
Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
~ Larry Wilde
Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
~ Kin Hubbard
Christmas is a time when you get homesick — even when you’re home.
~ Carol Nelson
Do give books — religious or otherwise — for Christmas.
They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.”
~ Lenore Hershey
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season,
a deeply religious time that each of us observes in his own way,
by going to the mall of his choice.
~ Anon
When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time.
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?
~ G.K. Chesterton
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:
the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.
~ Burton Hillis
Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles.
~ Anon
From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.
~ Emily Matthews
Probably the reason we all go so haywire at Christmas time
with the endless unrestrained and often silly buying of gifts
is that we don’t quite know how to put our love into words.
~ Harlan Miller
When we recall Christmas past
we usually find that the simplest things,
not the great occasions,
give off the greatest glow of happiness.”
~ Bob Hope
May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace,
The gladness of Christmas give you hope,
The warmth of Christmas grant you love.
~ Anon
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.”
~ Oren Arnold
Gifts of time and love are surely the basic ingredients of a truly merry Christmas.”
~ Peg Bracken
Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.
~ Janice Maeditere
I love the Christmas-tide, and yet,
I notice this, each year I live;
I always like the gifts I get,
But how I love the gifts I give!
~ Carolyn Wells
A Christmas candle is a lovely thing;
It makes no noise at all,
But softly gives itself away;
While quite unselfish, it grows small.
~ Eva K. Logue
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