13 September 2016
- ) The first rutabaga eating contest was cancelled because of adverse weather.
2.) It is not all right to drink an excess amount of beer before going to the football game.
3.) As Einstein said, all knowledge is relative.
4.) The state Capitol of Louisianna is located on 3722 Dagwood Road.
5.) The mayor refused to go along with the City Counsel vote. “I descent,” he said.
6.) Madonna certainly has a flair for fashion; she always wears expensive outfits.
7.) The bomb completely destroyed Sen. Kitsmoot’s bird cage.
8.) My bright green Chevrolet,which is in the garage, needs a new transmission.
9.) Knopke’s hilarious joke elicited laughter from the Midville City Counsel.
10.)Jones lay on the floor waiting for the job interview to begin.
11.) Horowitz, an ethics major, vowed never to compromise his principles.
12.)At the end of the book report, Haynes sited the World Book as a source.
1.) The 25-year-old man wept as he left Hattisburg, Mississipi.
2.) This Nov. 10 will mark our anniversary.
3.)Don’t park the car on Rodeo Drive. Instead, park it at 12 Davies St.
4.) They spent $130 to buy a new set of nose rings.
5.) Smoots moved to the North because the people there are so nice.
6.) At 7 p.m., the rodeo will begin in the town square.
7.)Yesterday, the terrorists blew up their home at 123 Melrose St.
8.) It took 22 seamstresses’ to mend the prom dresses.
9.) About 5 percent of the professors have lost their hair.
10.) After 2 ft. of snow fell at his house in Columbus, Ohio, Jones decided to leave.
11.) Miss. Smith bet $50 that her brother weighed more than a 1964 Chevy.
12.) John Smith, the governor of California, set his trailer on fire Sept. 1.
13.) A fire began at 3325 McDonald Drive when an oven full of rutabagas exploded.
14.) During the 1970’s, everyone wore bell-bottom blue jeans to church.
1.) In August 1985, Davies rented a rutabuga stand in Augusta, Ga.
2.) Pomerantz tied the beehive to Sen. Graham’s cowboy hat.
3.) About 1,200 easter rabbits were killed in the explosion at Big Dave’s Bunny Warehouse located at 2525 Hackensack Drive.
4.) In the 1980’s, Davies left the Midwest and moved to the Loire Valley in France.
5.) Smoots brought two cups of coffee to the governer.
6.) About 8 percent of the cantaloupes have been stuffed with rutabagas.
7.) Jones bet $40 that his roommate had hidden the sandwich.
8.) The three university professors share a house at 613 25th Ave.
9.) After 2 feet of snow fell at his house in Columbus, Ohio, Davies decided to leave the Midwest and move to the South.
10.) On Dec. 11, all classes will be canceled.
11.) Yesterday morning, the mayor skipped her aerobics class.
12.) Davies drove 2 million miles in his Toyota Corolla before it blew up.
13.) Dr. Kildare said he had filed a malpractice suit aganst Marcus Welby.
14.) At 8 p.m., Gov. Jim Guy Tucker of Arkansas will give a short speech in front of the Gorgas Library.