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Ahhhh, it’s all Obama’s fault.

Well, I’m relieved now that we’ve got all that explained adequately.

Seriously, if Trump ripped a big, wet one in the face of the wife of France’s president, he’d claim that ninja, invisible Obama pulled his finger.

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