You commit to being a better parent this weekend and spending more quality time with him as you browse through the latest headlines on Flipboard. You recently realized he may not be the next Mark Zuckerberg after all, but still you send him to a music school even though he’s only three. You swear he’s a genius, because he can say a few four-syllable words and can clap perfectly to the beat of “Call Me Maybe.” He’s special. He is destined for greatness, and you’ll make sure he achieves every ounce of it. After all, both of you are so smart and accomplished.