Anger a conservative by telling him a lie.
J.D. Small
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If you noticed, there’s a rather large kerfluffle going on right now about a black Santa Claus. Conservatives are up in arms about a Black Santa Claus. Think about that for a moment, and then re-read your “Small” thoughts on truth. A conservative brought a snowball into the House of Representatives to prove that global warming is a hoax. Conservatives in general disagree with 97% of scientists, because of course they have such a solid grasp of “the truth” that they would know better than trained scientists. (It’s just a coincidence that oil company execs are investing money into “truth campaigns” to drive public thinking, but conservatives are of course too inextricably tied to truth to fall for that.) Of course it’s truth that President Obama is a foreigner and a Muslim. If you can’t see that you elected a man who is a pathological liar, then you are actually immune to truth, J.D., and you are no better than the extreme left-wingers who think they have a monopoly on truth, and that all conservatives are idiots. In fact you’re helping them prove their point.

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