D is for Debt, Dipshits and DEMOCRATS

Mitch McConnell smiled. He smiled! Mitch McConnell never smiles. He smiled and said, “It’s a great day for the country,” after the Republicans voted to turn us into a feudal society. Sadists only smile when they inflict pain and suffering on others.

Merry Christmas! You’ll never pay off your debt, you’ll never be able to afford to retire and your adult children will never be able to afford to move out of the house, but we can say Merry Christmas again!

Super ancient, uptight, filthy rich Republican senator, Orrin Hatch, from the super white conservative state, Utah, thinks kids are nothing but a bunch of free loaders. On the Children’s Health Insurance Program (CHIP) that the Republicans let expire in October, hurting 9 million kids who depend on it, he said “I have a rough time wanting to spend billions and billions and trillions of dollars to help people who won’t help themselves — won’t lift a finger — and expect the federal government to do everything.” Get a job, kids! Oh, and Merry Christmas, here’s a lump of coal.

The tax bill affects every single person in the country but the dipshits who voted for the blue collar billionaire won’t feel it until it’s too late. Meanwhile, Merry Christmas!

Ho Ho hold on a minute.

Marco Rubio gave away the game. He admitted that after their tax bill becomes law they’re coming for Social Security and Medicare because “that’s what drives the debt.” It’s not true but if they crash the economy with this tax plan, and create a deficit so large that we’ll all be eating ramen three times a day, the Republicans will say that we have no choice but to cut Social Security and Medicare because that’s what’s good for the country.

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Marco Rubio is a tea party Republican. He’s supposed to care about debt. He voted for adding a trillion to the deficit.

Secretary of the Treasury, Steve Mnuchin, says the tax plan will pay for itself according to their report. There is no report. And there is no debtors’ prison which is too bad because that’s where he belongs for putting hard working people in debtors’ prison so he could live off their debt.

Americans need to take to the streets to protest serfdom, but instead of hand crocheted pink pussy hats, everyone should carry pitch forks (no torches, though, because those have already been taken by the KKK in khakis.)

Trump says he knows people who are working three jobs, which is another big fat lie because he doesn’t know anybody who actually works. He says they aren’t doing as well as their neighbors who don’t work. They have no intention of working. He neglected to say that the unemployed neighbors are lazy rich people who make money off of money that they never worked for.

Speaking of lazy rich people who don’t work, the president is freaking out, paranoid that the cops are going to bang on his door at any minute.

Trump wasn’t able to get a bank loan in America because of his bankruptcies so who is he in debt to?

US/Russia history fun fact: Julius and Ethel Rosenberg were executed in 1953 for committing espionage for the Soviet Union (now Russia) because they sold government secrets to the Soviets.

The right wing white supremacist group, Britain First, got a whole lot more Facebook followers after Trump retweeted their anti Muslim videos. As a result, the Brits don’t want Trump in their country.

Kiss ass General H.R. McMaster said Trump retweeted those anti-Muslim videos with the best of intentions. Look out! Terrorists! Look out!

The idiot can’t keep his hands off of Twitter. He put it in writing that he fired Flynn because he lied to Pence and the FBI. AND the FBI?

D Day (Democrats Day) is November 6th, 2018. 33 senate seats, 435 house seats, and 14 governorships are up for grabs. Vote Democrat all the way down the ticket. Vote as if your life depends on it. Because it does.

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