Dead or Alive

Spike Dolomite

After Trump leaked national security secrets to Russia about Israel in 2017, the CIA pulled one of its top intelligence sources inside the Russian government because it was afraid Trump would reveal their identity. Trump could have gotten the operative killed. Dead? Or Alive? Doesn’t matter, as long as the Russians like him.

The GOP is cancelling primaries in various states because they don’t want any challengers to Trump. Voter suppression of white people by white people? Does that mean the GOP is dead or alive?

“Republican Party floating plans to cancel GOP primaries. This is like fixing the World Series.” -Stephen King

To stop mass shootings, the White House is looking at a plan to monitor phones of mentally ill people. Trump’s phone will not be tampered with, no matter how many people end up dead because of him.

Trump did a rally last night in Fayetteville, North Carolina to support the Republican candidate Dan Bishop in the special election today. He bragged about his MAGA groupies being so loyal that they stood in line in the rain and got soaked waiting to get inside. It wasn’t raining. He ranted on and on about winning the greatest election — better than George Washington. George Washington didn’t run in an election. “Our evangelicals are here tonight, and they’re all over the place. The other side is not big believers in religion, if you listen to some of them.” Does that mean Trump thinks God is dead or alive? He boasted about how his wall is going up very big. No new wall has been built, just 60 miles of replacement fencing. Trump claims that because of his tariffs, China is having its worst year in 57 years. 57 years ago China was closed off to the outside world. “Under the normal rules, I’ll be out by 2024, so we may have to go for an extra term.” And the crowd goes crazy!!! Goodnight Cleveland! You’ve been great!

Junior made an appearance at Trump’s rally in Cleveland, Fayateville, whatever, and made a tasteless Me Too joke. He kissed his girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle and said, “I will not be getting Me Tooed this evening, alright?” He assured the crowd that she had consented to it. “Kimberly may Me Too me later but that’s a different story.” Tacky and ironic. Kimberly left Fox News amid accusations of sexual misconduct.

130 Bahamaians trying to get to America via ferry were kicked off the boat IN THE DARK because they didn’t have visas. Some of those left stranded were little kids. The island has no electricity and the smell of death is everywhere. Survivors have lost everything and have nowhere to go. Hurricane Dorian snapped trees like toothpicks and pretty much washed the islands away. There’s nothing left. US citizens, Bahamians with clout, and people with money got out. The poor were left behind, some of the them are Haitian refugees who came to the Bahamas after the earthquake in 2010. Many of them are undocumented. Dead or alive, Trump could care less.

Trump doesn’t want to let just anybody in when accepting Bahamian refugees. He doesn’t want to “allow people who weren’t supposed to be in the Bahamas to come into the US, including very bad people and some very bad gang members and some very very bad drug dealers.” He means black people. He doesn’t want to let any black people in.

“I say let’s just go ahead and give safe harbor and aid to refugees from the Bahamas and assume that drug kingpins didn’t create a hurricane and target an island just so drug mules could sneak into the country under cover.” Rob Anderson

Volunteer chefs with World Central Kitchen are in the Bahamas preparing delicious food for 2500 people at a time and delivering 20,000 meals a day throughout the islands.

Have you noticed that none of the evangelical celebrity preachers or their mega churches are ever in the news helping victims of natural disasters? People are dead? People are alive but don’t have a home, or clothes, or food, or water, or money that they can’t spend anywhere anyway? So what?

Republican Tennessee lawmaker, Senator Kerry Roberts, says he supports getting rid of higher education because it’s a “liberal breeding ground” and leads to abortions.

Trump says peace talks with Taliban are now dead which doesn’t mean anything. Tomorrow they could be alive.

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